e-Bay Nutjob of the Week!

Welcome to the first ever "A Tad Much: e-Bay Nutjob of the Week!"  I love e-Bay, you love e-Bay. Let's skip the pleasantries and get right to the dirty dirty.   I found this today.  Don't ask how.

Why?

Why would somebody want this? Why would somebody make this? It's exactly what it says.  Earrings made out of moose crap.  No metaphors. No analogies. Just moose crap, rhinestones, and a dream.

It's easy to speculate how someone would make this.  The description actually spells it out nicely. It's moose poop that has been collected, dried, and polyurethaned.  They even guarantee no smell.  Which is awesome. I don't know about you, but I, for one, am sick and tired of buying pair after pair of moose shit earrings for the special ladies in my life, only to find out that they smell like moose shit.  What does moose shit smell like, you ask? It smells like wet trash and broken dreams.

I'm not sure why they need rhinestones, either.  Is there any stone, really, that can improve upon such an impressive mammalian defecation? No. There isn't.

And for the record, someone has bought these. They wouldn't make them otherwise. Every Christmas some idiot tries desperately to find a funny gift for their obligatory Secret Santa Party.  And after an awkward chuckle, at the end of the night some poor bastard climbs into his frost covered car with a pair of freaking moose shit earrings and a feeling of resentment.

And I'll bet someone has actually bought these thinking they would be a beautiful gift for their wife or girlfriend. And that someone is functionally retarded. And now divorced.

But get 'em while they're hot, folks!

Moose poop earrings: The World's Most Effective Cock-Blocker.

Did I mention the free shipping?


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Tad